that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Randomize
