Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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