Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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