I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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