Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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