hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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