around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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