I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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