Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Randomize
