were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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