Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Randomize
