hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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