I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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