What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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