I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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