From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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