Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The feeling are messing with the penis
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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