How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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