just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Randomize
