are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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