Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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