I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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