Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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