been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Just puked most of my soul out..
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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