This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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