at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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