That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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