I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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