yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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