Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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