the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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