Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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