I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
