I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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