is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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