My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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