yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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