is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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