Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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