she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
