I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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