yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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