I'm gonna have a badass scar
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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