Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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