you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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