in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My breath smells like gin and sadness
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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