You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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