the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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