I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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