They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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