erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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